Back on the Bed
Mom and dad have been complaining how I stink and I wasn't allow on the bed. It broke my little doggie heart. So as a result mom gave me a bath today and I freaking reak of clean. I hate baths and love them too. Mom is cool as she sort of gives me a massage while she washes me. It just sucks being wet.
So now I am allowed back on the bed. Life is good again. I also no longer hear them bitch about my smell. I sort of don't understand that cause a dog was not meant to smell "pretty". I'm a dude. Screw this, as soon as I find something I will roll to my hearts delight. Maybe they will get a clue that my smell is important to me and what they consider good is wrong? Till then I take my place back on the bed.
Arent I shinny!